A Thanksgiving Cookbook by Mrs. Geraghty’s Kindergarten Class
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Turkey
- You cut the turkey up and put it in the oven for ten minutes and 300 degrees. You put gravy on it and eat it.—Russell
- You buy the turkey and take the paper off. Then you put it in the refrigerator and take it back out and cut it with a knife and make sure all the wires are out and take out the neck and heart. Then you put it in a big pan and cook it for half an hour at 80 degrees. Then you invite people over and eat.—Jeremy
- First you buy it at Fred Meyer. Then you cut it up and cook it for 15 hours at 200 degrees. Then you take it out and eat it.—Brandon
- First you cut the bones out. Then you put it in the oven for 10 hours at 600 degrees. Then you put it on the table and eat it.—Moriah
- First you shoot it, and then you cut it. And then you put it in the oven and cook it for 10 minutes and 20 degrees. You put it on plates and then you eat it.—Alan
Chicken
- You put it in the oven for 25 minutes and 25 degrees and put gravy on it and eat it.—Megan K.
- Put pepper and spices on it. Cook for one hour at 60 degrees. Then eat it.—Bailey
Applesauce
Go to the store and buy some apples, and then
you squish them up. Then you put them in a jar that says, “Applesauce.”
Then you eat it.—Shelby
Pumpkin Pie
First you buy a pumpkin and smash it.
Then it is all done. And you cook it in the oven for 12 minutes and 4
degrees. Then you eat it.—Christopher
Apple Pie
Take some apples, mash them up. Take some bread
and make a pie with it. Get some dough and squish it. Shape the dough
into a pie shape. Put the apples in it. Then bake it at 9 degrees for 15
minutes.—Judy
Banana Pie
You buy some bananas and crust. Then you mash them up and put them in the pie. Then you eat it.—Ivette
Cranberry Pie
Put cranberry juice in it. Then you put berries in it. Then you put dough in it. Then you bake it. Then you eat it.—Jordan
Cookies
Buy some dough and smash it and cut them out.
Then put them in the oven for 2 hours at 100 degrees. Then take them out
and dry them off. Then it’s time to eat them.—Christa
Chocolate Pudding
Buy some chocolate pudding mix.
Then you add the milk. Then you add the pudding mix. Then you stir it.
Then you put it in the refrigerator and wait for it to get hard. Then
you eat it.—Jordan Simmons
Deer Jerky
Put it in the oven overnight at 20 degrees. Then you go hunting and bring it with you. Then you eat it.—Jared
Pizza
Buy some dough, some cheese, and pepperoni. Then you cook it for 10 hours at 5 degrees. Then you eat it.—Andrew