1. The gleam from their foreheads makes them look angelic while preaching.
2. The last hairpiece the preacher had flew off while he was making a particularly forceful plea from the pulpit.
3. Youth Group—enough said!
4. Deacons—enough said!
5. The hoary head is a crown of glory, so they figured gray and bald was even better!
6. When they repent, they REPENT! (Isaiah 22:12)
7. The doctor said it was the worst case of head lice he had ever seen!
8. Paul taught that if a man had long hair, it was a disgrace to him. So they figure no hair at all must really be an honor!