Be Willing to Give What You Have A preacher asked farmer, “If you had 100 cows, would you give 50 of them to the Lord?” “Yes.” “If you had 1,000 chickens, would you give 500?” “Yes.” “If you had 2 hogs would you give one?” “Not fair, Preacher, you know I have 2 hogs.” Source: Unknown Illustration Topics Humor Giving
