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Getting Sick at Church

Getting Sick at Church

Little Johnny was feeling queasy in church, so he whispered to his mom, “I think I’m going to throw up!” She told him, to go outside and throw up behind the bushes where no one would see him. So he bolted for the door. Less than a minute later, he returned to his seat, looking greatly relieved. “Did you make it all the way to the bushes, Johnny?”

“I didn’t have to. Just as I got to the front door, I found a box that had a sign on it: For the Sick.”

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