A young man called his mother and excitedly announced that he had just met the woman of his dreams.
His mother said, “Why don’t you send her flowers and invite her to your apartment for a home-cooked meal?”
The day after the big date, his mother called to see how things had gone.
“Mom, the evening was a complete disaster,” he replied. “It was horrible!”
“Why, didn’t she come over?” his mother asked.
“Yes, she came over. But she refused to cook!”