1. Phone conversations last thirty seconds.
2. Old friends don’t care if you have lost or gained weight.
3. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
4. If someone forgets to invite you to something, they can still be your friend.
5. You can watch a game in silence for hours without your buddy thinking, “He must be mad at me.”
6. You know that great chocolate comes from a vending machine.
7. If another guy shows up at a party with the exact same outfit you are wearing, he just might become your new best friend.