Dinner Special: Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00
Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.
We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.
For Rent: 6-room hated apartment.
Auto Repair Service: Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once, you’ll never go anywhere again.
Illiterate? Write today for free help.
Get rid of aunts: Zap does the job in 24 hours. Stock up and save. Limit: one.
Save regularly in our bank. You’ll never reget it.
Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated? Come here first!
Wanted: man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.
3-year-old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred.
Wanted: preparer of food. Must be dependable, like the food business, and be willing to get hands dirty.
Semi-annual after-Christmas sale.
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We will oil your sewing machine and adjust tension in your home for $1.00.