A husband read an article to his wife about how women use 30,000 words a
day to a man’s 15,000. The wife replied, “That’s because we have to
repeat everything to men.” The husband turned to his wife and said,
“What?”
While attending a marriage seminar on communication, Tom and his wife,
Grace, listened to the instructor: “It is essential that husbands and
wives know each other’s likes and dislikes.” He addressed the men: “Can
you name your wife’s favorite flower?” Tom leaned over, touched Grace’s
arm gently, and whispered, “It’s Pillsbury, isn’t it?”
“Cash, check, or charge?” asked the salesclerk as the lady made her
purchases. When she fumbled for her wallet, the clerk noticed a TV
remote control in her purse. “So, do you always carry your TV remote
around with you?” he asked. “No,” she replied, “but my husband refused
to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I
could legally do to him.”
