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Object of Worship

We don't worship what should be used, and we don't use what should be worshiped.

Source: Unknown
Illustration Topics
Worship
Quote

Worshipping Self

Dan serves his athletic body. He works out in a gym five days a week and has impeccable eating habits. He is attracted only to other beautiful body people. The problem is he keeps falling for shallow women who have no depth of spirit of character. He feels lonely and empty and eventually becomes bored and bitter. The false god of vanity fails him.

Source: Unknown
Illustration Topics
Worship

Definiton of Worship

“Worship is an act that develops feelings for God, not a feeling for God that is expressed in an act of worship.”—Eugene Peterson

Illustration Topics
Worship
Quote

Definition of Waiting on God

“Waiting for God is not laziness. Waiting for God is not going to sleep. Waiting for God is not the abandonment of effort. Waiting for God means, first, activity under command; second, readiness for any new command that may come; third, the ability to do nothing until the command is given.”—G. Campbell Morgan

Source: The Westminster Pulpit, G. Campbell Morgan
Illustration Topics
Quote
Patience
Direction

Humorous Labels

On a bar of Dial soap: DIRECTIONS—USE LIKE REGULAR SOAP

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on the bottom of the box): DO NOT TURN UPSIDE DOWN

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: PRODUCT WILL BE HOT AFTER HEATING

On a Korean kitchen knife: WARNING KEEP OUT OF CHILDREN

On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights: FOR INDOOR OR OUTDOOR USE ONLY

On a Japanese food processor: NOT TO BE USED FOR THE OTHER USE

On Sainsbury's peanuts: WARNING—CONTAINS NUTS

Source: Unknown
Illustration Topics
Warning
Humor

Hurricane Camille

In 1969, in Pass Christian, Mississippi, a group of people were preparing to have a “hurricane party” in the face of a storm named Camille. The wind was howling outside the posh Richelieu Apartments when Police Chief Jerry Peralta pulled up sometime after dark. A man with a drink in his hand came out to the second-floor balcony and waved. Peralta yelled up, “You all need to clear out of here as quickly as you can. The storm's getting worse.” But as others joined the man on the balcony, they just laughed at Peralta's order to leave.

Illustration Topics
Sin
Salvation
Safety
Warning

Robbed His Own Store

Thomas Martin is the former manager of a Jack-in-the-Box restaurant in Oroville, California. He reported a robbery in which the crook took $307 as the store was closing. When questioned about the suspect, Martin provided police sketch artist Jack Lee with a detailed description of the assailant. After Lee completed his sketch, he observed how the drawing looked just like Martin. When investigators noted the similarity, Martin confessed to the crime.

Source: Milwaukee Journal Sentinel, December 28, 1996
Illustration Topics
Dishonesty
Money

A Walking Economy

One man was speaking about his finances. He said, “I am like a walking economy. My hairline is in recession, my waistline is going through inflation, and together they are pushing me to depression.”

Source: Unknown
Illustration Topics
Money
Humor

Energy Efficient Transportation

While driving in Pennsylvania, a family caught up to an Amish carriage. The owner of the carriage obviously had a sense of humor, because attached to the back of the carriage was a hand printed sign that read:

“Energy efficient vehicle: Runs on oats and grass. Caution: Do not step in exhaust.”

Source: Unknown
Illustration Topics
Money
Humor

Quotes on Chastisement

“Form the habit of heeding His taps, and you will be less likely to receive His raps.”—A. W. Pink

“Remind yourself of how much dross there is yet among the gold and view the corruption of your own heart and marvel that God has not smitten you more severely.”—A. W. Pink

Illustration Topics
Discipline
Quote

Pagination

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