Sermon illustrations: Women

Who’s Driving?

Gertrude and Mildred were driving to their Sunday school party. The two elderly sisters were...

She Talked As Long As Someone Would Listen

Christine Chapman was supposed to bring her mother-in-law to the doctor, but she could not get her...

Buying an Escalator

One man said, “My wife will buy anything marked down. Yesterday, she tried to buy an escalator.”...

Pallbearers

The story is told of an elderly lady who never married. She requested  that at her funeral...

A Selfish Wife

Friend to Wife: “Do you think your husband is hard to please?” Wife: “I really don’t know—I’ve...

Standing at Attention

While standing at attention during a parade, a private began to wave in the audience. The drill...

Blond Roots

A fellow nurse at my hospital received a call from an anxious woman. “I’m diabetic and I’m afraid I...

Showing Your Age

One woman who was struggling with the reality of her age, asked a friend, “I don’t think I look 40-...

Credit Card Humor

A man once said his credit card was stolen, but he decided not to report it because the thief was...

Thankful for the Anesthesiologist

An anesthesiologist often plays an important role when a woman is going through labor. One woman...

Holding Her Tongue

On a windswept hill in an English country churchyard stands a drab, gray slate tombstone. The...

The Invention of Whiteout

Bette Nesmith was a secretary at a bank in Dallas when she decided there must be a way to correct...

Phone Conversations

Adam’s wife was quite a talker and seldom stayed on the phone for less than an hour. One day he...

Encyclopedia for Sale

A classified in a newspaper read: “Encyclopedia for Sale—No longer needed—Wife already knows...

How to Use an ATM

A sign in a bank lobby reads: “Please note that this bank is installing new drive-through teller...

Low Self Esteem

In 2004, Dove commissioned a study that interviewed women around the globe asking them what they...