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New Year

New Year’s Blues

In a Peanuts strip Lucy once grumbled to poor Charlie Brown about the awful New Year she was having. She complained that problems abounded, and she felt that difficulties were around every corner. Then she said, “I don’t think this is a New Year at all—I think we’ve been stuck with a USED year!!!”

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I Am the New Year

I am the New Year. I am an unspoiled page in your book of time.

I am your next chance at the art of living. I am your opportunity to practice what you have learned about life during the last twelve months.

All that you sought and didn’t find is hidden in me, waiting for you to search it but with more determination.

All the good that you tried for and didn’t achieve is mine to grant when you have fewer conflicting desires.

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Running Out of Gas

One New Year’s Day, in the Tournament of Roses parade, a beautiful float suddenly sputtered and quit. It was out of gas. The whole parade was held up until someone could get a can of gas. The amusing thing was this float represented the Standard Oil Company. With its vast oil resources, its truck was out of gas.

Even though Christians have access to God’s omnipotence, if we do not avail ourselves to it we will run out of power.

Source: The Minister's Manual, Lee McGlone
Submitted by the homiletics class of West Coast Baptist College
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The Most Important Lady in the Bible

One week a Sunday school teacher had just finished telling her class the Christmas story.  After telling the story the teacher asked, "Who do you think the most important woman in the Bible is?”

A little boy raised his hand and said, “Eve.” The teacher asked him why he thought Eve was the most important woman in the Bible. The little boy replied, “Well, they name two days of the year after Eve. You know, Christmas Eve and New Year’s Eve.”

Source: Unknown
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The Top Three New Year’s Resolutions in 2008

The top three New Year’s resolutions for men in 2008 were:
1. Stop smoking
2. Spend less money
3. Lose weight

The top three New Year’s resolutions for women in 2008 were:
1. Lose weight
2. Be a better person
3. Stop smoking

Source: Beaumont Enterprise, January 2, 2008
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Wasted Years

Someone once observed that a wasted life is really nothing more than a collection of wasted days. As God gives us life, each one of us starts the new year with the same number of opportunities—365—that we can choose to either use and invest in eternal things or allow to drift by without taking advantage of the gift we have been given. The difference between those who succeed and those who fail is not found primarily in talent but in diligence and effort.

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Using Desserts to Help with Stress

It’s only natural that stressed-out people eat more desserts, because “stressed” spelled backwards is “desserts.” If that’s true, there’s a lot of stress between Thanksgiving and New Year.

Submitted by the homiletics class of West Coast Baptist College
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