Sermon illustrations: Children

Only a Boy

An old preacher was met one of his deacons, whose face wore a very resolute expression. “I came...

Bringing Your Family to Church

Some parents say, “I don’t believe in making kids go to church. They will resent it later.” Do you...

Keeping the Tip

Blake Seybolt delivered pizzas to help with his college expenses. Once a seven-year-old boy came to...

Molding a Man

I took a piece of plastic clay, And idly fashioned it one day, And as my fingers pursued it still...

Playing Store

A little boy and his father were playing store. The father offered to pay a nickel for a set of...

The Best Absent Student

During a parent-teacher meeting, Miss Nichols told the Nettles, “In my 30 years of teaching, your...

If Grades Don't Improve

A little girl said to her teacher, ”Miss Hayes, I don’t want to scare you, but my dad said, If my...

Definition of Summer Vacation

When parents suddenly realize that teachers are grossly underpaid. Source: Unknown

Why Your Feet Don't Turn Red

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. She said, “Now, class, if I stood on...

The Unappreciated Teacher

A teacher was trying to get each of her fifth grade students to buy a copy of the class picture....

Cause of White Hair

One day a little girl noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in...

How to Treat Your Siblings

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six-year-olds. After...

The Skeptical Teacher

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. Teacher: It is physically impossible for a...

Fighting Temptation

Little Willie’s mother found him with his hand in the cookie jar. She said, “What are you doing?”...

Count Your Blessings

In Family Circus, Billy is talking to his Grandmother. She encourages him to be grateful and says...

4 False Facts

Fact #1 Books write themselves without the need of an author. Fact #2 Cars build themselves...

Even a Child Is Known by His Doings

After school one day, a first-grade boy said, “Mom, the teacher asked me today if I have any...

When Mother Used the Pacifier

Clara was in the midst of one of the worst days of her life: The washing machine broke down, the...

A Cold Bath

A man took his little boy to a mountain spring for the first time. When they jumped in the little...

Going to School

A federal judge ordered New Orleans to open its public school to African-American children. The...

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