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Look at Both Sides

Before you have an argument with your boss you should take a good look at both sides—his side and the outside.

Source: Unknown
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Work
Humor

The Incredible Consequence of Anger

Lam Luong, a 37 year-old man, confessed that after getting angry about a dispute with his wife, he murdered his four young children by throwing them off the Dauphin Island Bridge.

Source: Foxnews.com, March 19, 2009
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Anger
Revenge

"Just" Blowing Up

A lady once came to Billy Sunday and attempted to rationalize her angry outbursts. She said, “There’s nothing wrong with losing my temper. I blow up, and then it’s all over.”

Mr. Sunday replied, “So does a shotgun, and look at the damage it leaves behind!”

Source: Soul Prescription, Bill Bright and Henry Brandt
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Anger

Contract Allows Wife to Beat Her Husband

Mr. Zhang, from Chongqing, China, signed a contract that allows his wife to beat him once a week. The 32-year-old Mr. Zhang is very competitive and “never wants to lose an argument.” He says the only problem is that his wife knows kung fu.

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Anger
Marriage

People to Bite

The story is told of a woman who was bitten by a mad dog. It looked as if she was going to die of rabies, so the doctor told her she should make her will. Taking her pen and paper she began to write; in fact she wrote and wrote. Finally the doctor said, “That is surely a long will you’re making.”

She snorted, “Will nothing! I’m making a list of all the people I’m going to bite!”

Source: Unknown
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Humor
Revenge
Anger

Misdirected Luggage

While checking his bags at the airport, a man became indignant with the employee who handled luggage. For several minutes he belittled the young man and criticized his every move. Surprisingly, the curbside porter didn’t seem troubled by this man’s verbal abuse. After the angry man entered the airport, a woman approached the luggage handler and asked, “How do you put up with such injustice?”

The young man said, “It’s easy. That guy’s going to New York, but I’m sending his bags to Brazil.”

Source: Unknown
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Humor
Anger
Revenge

Religious Art Is Banned from School

School officials in Bloomingdale, Michigan lost a 2 1/2-year fight in May, 1995 to keep a painting of Jesus in a high school hall way, where it had hung for 30 years. The U.S. Supreme Court let a lower court ruling stand that said the art has, “A proselytizing, affirming effect that some nonbelievers find deeply offensive.”

Source: Times Union, Albany New York, May 2, 1995
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Perspective

Death Accepts No Substitutes

President Wilson once received a call in the middle of the night from a civil servant who informed him that one of his appointees had just died.

The caller said, “While I’m sure we are all saddened by this news, I would like to know if I can take his place.” There was a pause at the other end of the line before the president replied, “It’s all right with me, if it’s all right with the undertaker.”

Source: Business Wit & Wisdom, Richard S. Zera
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Humor
President
Time
Death

3 Kinds of People

There are three kinds of people in the world:

1. Those who watch things happen;
2. Those who make things happen; and
3. Those who wonder, “What just happened?”

Which one are you?

Source: Unknown
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Work
Humor

Benjamin Franklin on Sinless Perfection

I conceived the bold and arduous project of arriving at moral perfection. I wished to live without committing any fault at any time; I would conquer all that either natural inclination, custom, or company might lead me into. As I knew, or thought I knew, what was right and wrong, I did not see why I might not always do the one and avoid the other. But I soon found I had undertaken a task of more difficulty than I had imagined.

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Sin

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