Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her
mother, “Why is the bride...
Oh, I sure am happy to see you,” the little boy said to his grandmother on
his mother’s side. “Now...
Randy was unsure about his choice of clothes for church so he sought some
counsel from his wife. He...
The prospective father-in-law asked,
“Young man, can you support a family?”
The surprised groom-to-...
Married couples spend an average of 27.5 minutes
per week talking to each other, according to Ray...
Sign posted in the Army recruiting office: “Marry a veteran, girls. He
can cook, make beds, sew,...
Joni Erickson Tada had a terrible
accident that left her a quadriplegic. In spite of her physical...
At Thanksgiving dinner one wife said, “Who wants to
carve the turkey?”
Her father said, “You carve...
A prospective
father-in-law said to his daughter’s boyfriend, “How much money do you have in
the...
Friend to Wife: “Do you
think your husband is hard to please?”
Wife: “I really don’t know—I’ve...
The story is told of a young man who entered a jewelry store with an engagement ring and told the...
One man, while browsing in a Christian bookstore, discovered a shelf of “reduced price” items....
One man said, “Few things upset my wife. It makes me feel
rather special to be one of them.”
Source...
Like a lot of married men, I got the “You just
don’t appreciate me” speech. I promised to treat her...
A
husband was coming out of anesthesia after a series of tests in the hospital.
His wife was...
First-grader Melanie had announced that she was
engaged to marry the young gentleman next door, but...
A woman returned home from a holiday shopping
spree with her arms loaded with packages. Her husband...
Husband to wife as he turns on the first
football game of the year: “Is there anything you want to...
A man compared his wife to an angel. He said, “My wife is an angel. She’s always up in the air...
The story is told of a woman who left her husband. The
husband called the police and filed a “...