During Sunday school, the teacher asked her class of
first-graders if anyone could describe a...
A Sunday school teacher was endeavoring to impress
upon a class of boys the importance of living...
Some people don’t want to accept their need for change. The story is told about a doctor who told a...
The nice thing about apathy is you don’t have
to exert yourself to show you’re sincere about it....
1. If I like it, it’s
mine.
2. If it’s in my hand, it’s mine.
3. If I can take it from you, it’s...
There was a fellow who was
about to jump from a bridge. An alert police officer slowly and...
A Sunday School teacher had just
concluded her lesson and wanted to make sure she had made her...
A co-worker asked a friend why he got donuts if he is trying to diet. He
said, “Well, I came...
Make this Christmas one you will not soon
forget—charge everything!
Source: Unknown
One lady waited until the last minute to send Christmas
cards. She knew she had forty-nine folks...
A little boy ran to the kitchen with a big box
in his hand and breathlessly told his mother, “We’d...
1. He believes in Santa Claus.
2. He doesn’t believe in Santa Claus.
3. He is Santa Claus.
4. He...
Sitting
in the stands at a baseball game, a lady critic yelled, “Ump, if I was your
wife, I’d feed...
Automatic
dishwashers—they make it possible to get out of the kitchen before the family
comes in...
During
the Civil War someone reported to Abraham Lincoln that Edwin Stanton, one of the President’s...
A farm boy got a white football for Christmas. He played
with it awhile and accidentally kicked it...
One
woman commented on her husband’s unsavory disposition: “He can be nice when he
wants to . . ....
The visitor was curious when he saw the Bible verse on the door from 1
Corinthians 15:51: “Behold,...
Your bedroom isn’t cluttered; it’s “passage-restrictive.”
Kids don’t get in trouble anymore. They...
Six-year-old Angie and her four-year-old brother Joel were sitting together in
church. Joel giggled...
