“Fathers
are what give daughters away to other men who aren’t nearly good enough, so
they can have...
Three boys in the schoolyard were bragging about who had the highest paid father:
The first boy...
Ronald Reagan, told the following story: “I once
addressed a very large, distinguished audience in...
Charles McKinley, had four weeks of vacation coming, so he decided to
visit his parents in DeSoto,...
Ralph was head over heels
in trouble, but doing little to help himself. A friend advised, “Ralph,...
The story is told of a man who was asked, “Are
you a believer in the Christian religion?”
“Oh,...
A little
boy in church for the first time watched as the ushers passed around the
offering plates....
The prospective father-in-law asked,
“Young man, can you support a family?”
The surprised groom-to-...
An NBA game between the Houston Rockets and Golden State Warriors was stopped for about five...
A young fellow once said to his
girlfriend: “I dreamed about you last night.” Naturally, she was...
A Sunday school teacher was giving
her class the assignment for the next week. “Next Sunday,” she...
1. Specify that your drive-through
order is “to go.”
2. Speak only in a “robot” voice.
3. Start...
Several years after helping inventing
radar, Sir Robert Watson Watt was caught in a radar trap and...
Sign posted in the Army recruiting office: “Marry a veteran, girls. He
can cook, make beds, sew,...
The Fourth of July weekend was approaching, and Miss Pelham,
the nursery school teacher, took the...
A little 7-year-old boy named Alex was staring at a large
plaque in the church foyer. The plaque...
For her special day Janet received an expensive tube of
Retin-A from her two teenage daughters....
A little boy forgot his lines in a Sunday school
presentation. His mother was in the front row to...
Motherhood has truly set in when:
You offer to cut up other people’s food
You hide in the bathroom...
A little girl was trying very hard to take care of her sick
mother. She did everything to make her...
