Sermon illustrations: Humor

The Boy with the “Drug” Problem

An elderly lady was amazed at how nice the young man was next door. Everyday he would help her...

Using a Map

Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large, raging, violent river. Needing...

Hard of Hearing

A husband read an article to his wife about how women use 30,000 words a day to a man’s 15,000....

Things Mom Would Never Say

“How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back?” “Just leave all the lights on...it makes the...

Cold Cream

A little boy watched, fascinated, as his mother gently rubbed cold cream on her face. “Why are you...

Dangerous Marriage Counseling

The pastor and his wife knew they had made a mistake by agreeing to counsel with Mrs. Smith when...

The Result of Disagreement

Intending to raise cattle, a family from New York bought a ranch out West. When their friends...

Parachuting

Gertrude was about to make her first parachute jump. The instructor said, “First, you pull the big...

Finding Your Inner Self

Did you hear about the lady who said, “I finally got a hold of my inner self and she’s just a...

A Frosted Flakes Puzzle

A blonde called out and asked her husband to help her with a very difficult jigsaw puzzle that she...

The Gossiping Priest

Four priests met for a friendly gathering. During the conversation one priest said, “Our people...

You Can’t Take it Back

In the washroom of a place of business in London, British newspaper publisher William Beaverbrook...

Gaining Strength through Trials

A missionary couple once brought some African pastors to the Unites States for a big meeting....

Scaring the Cab Driver

A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and gently tapped him on the...

Running Out of Gas

One New Year’s Day, in the Tournament of Roses parade, a beautiful float suddenly sputtered and...

The Most Important Lady in the Bible

One week a Sunday school teacher had just finished telling her class the Christmas story. ...

8 Responses to Weird Gifts

8. Well, well, well, now, there’s a gift! 7. No, really, I didn’t know that there was a Chia pet...

Using Desserts to Help with Stress

It’s only natural that stressed-out people eat more desserts, because “stressed” spelled backwards...

Going to Church for the First Time

Grace Davidson took her four-year-old granddaughter to “big church” for the first time. She sat...

Who’s Driving?

Gertrude and Mildred were driving to their Sunday school party. The two elderly sisters were...

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