My mother taught me to
appreciate a job well done.
“If you’re going to kill each other, do it...
Here’s how several elementary school students answered the following
questions about moms:
Why did...
No matter the size of her family or ages of her children, any woman who wants to have some time...
Four brothers left home for college and became successful doctors
and lawyers. Some years later,...
A little boy was sick on Palm
Sunday and stayed home from church with his mother. His father...
Barbara Reed tried to get her 4-year-old granddaughter to eat lunch but
she didn’t like any of the...
At the end of a revival service the evangelist invited people to come
forward if they wanted...
A father was talking to his oldest son about the boy’s upcoming
baptism. Wanting him to understand...
A man
fell into a pit and couldn’t get himself out:
A subjective
person came along and said, “I...
In a Peanuts cartoon, Linus is curled up in a
chair, reading a book, while Lucy stands behind him...
Don’t let your mom brush your hair when she is mad at your dad.
If your sister hits you, don’t hit...
One
spring day, three-year-old Douglas helped his grandfather fertilize the lawn.
When
the job was...
When a young woman’s mother’s office got a fax
machine, the daughter suggested sending their...
One man said, “My wife will buy anything marked down.
Yesterday, she tried to buy an escalator.”...
A few days before Christmas two men in Florida
decided to go sailing while their wives went...
At Thanksgiving dinner one wife said, “Who wants to
carve the turkey?”
Her father said, “You carve...
The story is told of a woman who had finished
shopping and returned to her car. She found four men...
A prospective
father-in-law said to his daughter’s boyfriend, “How much money do you have in
the...
An exasperated husband asked his wife, “Why are you always worrying
when it doesn't do any good?”...
The story is told about a lady who was very distraught because her pet cat died. His name was Homer...
