Sermon illustrations: Humor

A Suitcase of Pavement

A story is told about a man who found out it was his time to go to Heaven. He asked the Lord if he...

Be Real

The story is told of a zoo that was noted for their great collection of different animals. One day...

Signs You Ate Too Much for Thanksgiving

The doctor tells you your weight would be perfect for a man 17 feet tall. You are responsible for...

Grumbling and Thanking

A man had a habit of grumbling at the food his wife placed before him at family meals. Then he...

Giving Thanks for the Meal

A visiting farmer stopped at a city restaurant to eat lunch. When he was served his food he bowed...

Who Does an Atheist Thank?

A bad moment for an atheist is when he feels grateful, and has no one to thank.

Overlooking Our Blessings

While at the grocery store picking up a turkey, little Billy of the Family Circus told his mother...

Thankful on Purpose

A little boy was asked to pray for dinner. Before he bowed his head to pray, he looked at the dish...

Political Insanity

In today’s politically correct environment where you have to be so careful to keep from offending...

Losing God's Money

”A father gave his little girl two dollars and said, “You can do anything you want with one of the...

What Not to Buy Your Wife

1. Don’t buy clothing that involves sizes. The chances are one in seven thousand that you will get...

Fair-Weather Christians

It takes 90 gallons of water to baptize a Christian and only 9 drops of rain to keep him at home!...

Wrong Perspective

The story is told of two liberal sociologists who were walking down the street. They saw a man...

Colonel Sanders and the Baby

The late Colonel Sanders (of Kentucky Fried Chicken) was on an airplane when an infant screamed and...

Do Not Enter

The story is told about the father of a vacationing family who came across a large sign that read...

He Asked at the Wrong Time

The story is told about a barber who had just been gloriously saved in an old-fashioned revival...

God Does the Impossible

A young boy traveling by airplane to visit his grandparents sat beside a man who happened to be a...

Too Weak to Clean up After Himself

A mother walked into her teenage son’s makeshift weight room and watched him work out on the bench...

The Silent Treatment

A married couple had a quarrel and ended up giving each other the silent treatment. Two days into...

Waiting for a Child to Be Delivered

The story is told of a young father-to-be who was pacing back and forth, nervously wringing his...

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